For Christmas 2004, Linda bought me a sex chair. When your wife buys you a bamboo chair originally used in a 1930s Shanghai brothel, that is a signal that life is good.
The chair is much more comfortable than you might think, given that it is made of wood. The headrest puts the neck in a very comfortable position and the curvature of the chair is pretty much perfect. It is really made for short people – your average Asian. At 6 feet tall I am pushing the limits of the design.
Most of our friends have given it a go from a comfort perspective. It was popular with my parents and aunt – during a spring visit it was typically occupied at the conclusion of days spent walking extensively. Ironically, I think more people whack the big red drum than test the bamboo sex chair. Natural selection in the modern age?
To be honest, I am not sure we have figured out exactly how do use it. There were no directions so it is basically trial and error, which is not all bad. There are two things it is quite useful for and a couple of others that are simply not possible. We are constantly searching for additional options but at a slower pace than earlier in the year, especially given that Linda is now living in Chicago. Please add any suggestions to the comments section – Linda will report back.
Linda told me I was not allowed to ask a Chinese woman to show me how it works. If given a demonstration, I think even my rudimentary Chinese would be capable of comprehension.
Alas, best not to rock the boat.
I don’t see the possiblity that this sex chair can handle two people at the same time. Especially western size. I would imagine one has to stand or kneel on the floor to make it work? So basically only one can enjoy pretty much? Maybe that’s the concept of brothel.